When someone asks if I’m over my ex

A week after my breakup:

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A month after my breakup:

When the guy I’m seeing says I should meet his friends

What I say to him:

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What I say to my friend:

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When I try to tell a guy I like him

Expectation:

Reality:

When a bad first date suggests we have a second date

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When my friend asks if the guy I’m seeing is my boyfriend

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When a guy tells me I lack emotion

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When I’m on a date but the place doesn’t have booze

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When my hookup buddy doesn’t respond to my text

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When my friend doesn’t get asked out on a second date

If she liked him:

If he sucked:

When it’s only Tuesday.

When a guy winks at me

His expectation:

My reality:

When my date says he liked The Notebook

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When my date suggests meeting up before noon on the weekend

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When I show up drunk for a date

Expectation:

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Reality:

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When my friend asks why my date went well

When a date asks what I do in my free time

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