When someone asks if I’m over my ex

A week after my breakup:

33 Ways Facebook Ruins Your Life

A month after my breakup:

When the guy I’m seeing says I should meet his friends

What I say to him:


What I say to my friend:


When I try to tell a guy I like him



When a bad first date suggests we have a second date


When my friend asks if the guy I’m seeing is my boyfriend


When a guy tells me I lack emotion


When I’m on a date but the place doesn’t have booze

21 Things That Feel Like Monday

When my hookup buddy doesn’t respond to my text

The 21 Types Of Girls On Every College Campus

When a guy winks at me

His expectation:

My reality:

When my friend doesn’t get asked out on a second date

If she liked him:

If he sucked:

When it’s only Tuesday.

When my date says he liked The Notebook

21 Lies You Tell On A First Date

When my date suggests meeting up before noon on the weekend

The 17 Worst Things To Clean

When I show up drunk for a date




The 15 Worst Kinds Of Drunk People

When my friend asks why my date went well

When a date asks what I do in my free time